Shit is taik!

Shit is taik!

Today i wanna talk about shit. So if you’re planning to eat something or you’re easily squeamish (whimp!) don’t say that i didn’t warned you! Did you know that shit in my mother tongue is taik? Ya.. taik! My office has two cubicle of toilet for the ladies, yeah, what were they thinking? and it does not really have any ventilation. So, whenever someone smokes (idiot) in there, the smoke will linger and suffocates you while you’re trying to pee or shit. Today while i was trying to do no.2, there was this distinctive odour of shit hanging in the air. I know shit smells bad ok… it’s shit, an excrement, your body’s waste matter,  it’s not an ingredient for a perfume but this shit smell is D STINK BOMB! and me being me, will always, ALWAYS, have the honour to go in the toilet whenever Ms. Shitstink-A-lot done her business. Nasib baik la perut gua memang dah nak meletop kan, terpaksa jugak masuk. I had to let  the door to the toilet open, to let the stink out, and when cannot tahan anymore, just cover my nose with my hijab and held my breath…..Holding your breath and trying to pass motion~~~ NOT FUN!  I never knew who Ms. Shitstink-A-lot is but if i do, i would like to pass this 2 interesting info that i painstakingly compiled from the internet to her :

1) Feces will smell worse if you consume foods or liquids with many artificial flavors or chemicals in them. The bad smell of feces will usually be reduced by eating more natural foods that do not contain any artificial flavors or chemicals. Also, the poop of meat eaters usually smells worse than that of vegans. (LAY OFF THE MEAT YO! and drink plain water instead of the sugary drinks you guys always drink in the pantry)

2) The smelly substance in excrement is called skatole (3-methylindole), and it is the substance to which the human nose is most sensitive on a per molecule basis. It is present in faeces because it is a breakdown product from hemoglobin (found in red blood cells) that enters the gut via bile. However, skatole doesn’t always trigger the disgust reaction in humans, nor is the reaction shared by the whole animal kingdom. The substance is used in small amounts as flavoring in food, notably in vanilla ice cream. Dung flies are attracted to it, and the phallus-like spadix of the arum lily (Zantedeschia aethiopica) synthesizes skatole to attract flies that pollinate the flowers. The civet cat also has glands that produce skatole, presumably to mark territory and repel others. This gland is used in perfumery. (omG!!)

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