Dr. C as in COW!

Salam y’all,

This is going to be a long post…

Last week i was kinda hospitalized ……. well for 2 hours anyway, i had bacteria in my blood…. that’s what i was told… i’m fine now, that’s what i’m told too…(To be honest, i do really feel good today. Finally! Alhamdullilah…) It started last week when i got my period and was having what else? period pain. So one day after work, i slept early because i wasn’t feeling so good. I woke up around 10pm shivering, i was scared because i’ve never felt like that before. Apart from the dull pain at my peranakan, i did not feel any headache, no nausea, nothing, i just felt DAMN COLD that i was shivering! I pad downstairs and told my mom, who then told my dad, who then TOLD me; HOSPITAL NOW! See where i get my drama genes from? En. laki was off somewhere working so he wasn’t around, i protested meekly but finally my dad won because i was just plain scared and i felt like shit already…

When we get to the emergency room, they told me to get to a bed and wait for a doctor. After about 5 minutes, i got this young woman doctor who started to ask me what’s wrong in a loud voice, i told her that i had a very heavy period and i was shivering and cold. The doctor look at me like i can’t believe i go to medical school to treat this and started telling/asking me, YOU ADA PASANG AIR-COND KE ATAU YOU PASANG KIPAS TAKK? when i said no, she started to clicked her lips and sigh loudly and walked away….then 2 minutes later she comes back wheeling a scanning machine and ask me; YOU DAH KAHWIN? YOU ADA MENGANDUNG TAK? YOU ADA MENGANDUNG TAK? when i told her no, while she KEPT scanning my vast and EMPTY womb, she keeps sighing….LOUDLY! …O…K! She was not convinced that i am not pregnant that she kept pressing the scanner on my womb area until another doctor comes by and asks me, are you pregnant? i said no and she told that doctor C (who from now on will be called dr.c as in cow!) ; she’s not pregnant, of course you’re not going to see anything, take her blood pressure and her blood…

So Dr.C left to take the needle or whatever, by this time, they (notDr.C and another person, who i don’t know his job were but definately not a doctor) were discussing my diagnosis in front of me  like i was invincible or deaf or BOTH,  Dr. C’s diagnosis was i had an ectopic pregnancy, which obviously tak boleh pakai because my womb is so empty, you can yell in it and get echos… so another diagnosis was ….get this, MENOPAUSE! JENG, JENG, JENG!!! O….KKK! Dr. C came back with a blood pressure machine thingy and started to TRY taking my BP, she put the strap on my arm and was holding that clothes pin lookalike infront of me, when i didn’t do anything, she yelled, AMBIK NI LETAK KAT JARI! she was annoyed at me, Dr. C was really annoyed with ME that night for being sick and not knowing what my sickness was… how am i supposed to know,  i was to take that clothes pin and put it on my finger? besides isn’t that her job or the nurses job? then the machine did it’s thing and Dr. C kept sighing loudly and clicking her lips and told someone she couldn’t get my BP …. ( actually, it was low…  Dr. C just got fedup and didn’t want to deal with me anymore..) and could this someone come and get my BP, around this time, a nurse came by and took my temperature (after about 45mins of admission in a moderately busy ER). My temp. was 40 degrees, the nurse looked alarmed and informed notDr.C who then called Dr.C and ask her if she took my blood and my urine already? Dr. C came back with a bottle and told me to piss in it…then she started to poke me to get my blood…. fun times…NOT! I have a high treshold of pain, i maybe don’t scream or wimper but it still hurt like hell and this Dr.C, she keep sticking and unsticking the giant needle for blood like aku ni batang pisang! Sakit lah bodoh! She finally get that thing plastered on my hand and proceed taking my blood and somehow managing to spill some on the hospital bed when she was capping it back on. Fun Times! Then after what felt like eternity in hell, someone came by and tell me that i have bacteria in my blood which explains the fever and why i was shivering…. Dr.C came and started  to hook me up to sodium chloride solution (i think, i could be wrong because i googled it and turns out~ it’s just salt!) and some other thing that she injected into me. She injected twice! First time she did it in a hurry and jammed it in, the damn thing tercabut and memancut keluar. Sakit jangan cakap lah…tapi aku patient yang bagus, aku cool jek.. maybe that’s why dia ingat aku sajek nak menyusahkan hidup dia…. Oh yeah, baru aku teringat, masa nurse tu keluarkan jarum tu, aku tengok jarum tu macam bengkok sikit, patut lah sakit! Bongok!!

So that was it, after 2 hours, Dr.C came by and tell me, not ask eh.. i was alright and can be discharged. I was just happy to get the hell out of there. To tell the truth masa dia cakap aku pasang air-con or kipas sebab aku mengigil tu, aku dah tak rasa sakit sebab aku dah tukar jaadi she-hulk! I know  muka aku dah bertukar garang, i can’t help it… What my experience that night thought me is…. beli lah insurans to cover diri and pergi private hospital, it’s  a world of difference! I know, i’ve been there, no one is condescending to you, when you talk they listen, just be prepared with the moolah!

Sayang kan, kerana nila setitik, rosak susu sebelanga. Kerajaan belanja kan berbillion ringgit untuk modern kan hospital tapi ada jugak tenaga pekerja yang macam Dr.C…. kerja kerana wang bukan keikhlasan hati! Suka-suki nak marah patient, cakap dengan patient macam patient dunggu, seribu satu perkara lain lah.  YOU SUCK LAH DR.COW!


Blueerkh…!

Aku dah ketandusan idea nak tulis ini belog… so terima lah cerita tak berapa pandai aku ni…

Masa : 9.00ish am

Lokasi : Klenet kat Melodies

Aku ~ tengah berdiri sambil muka berkerut menahan sakit

Bini Doktor : (datang depan aku and tanya dengan muka yang garang…) you period eh? jangan duduk lagi nanti habis semua kerusi kena….

WTF???? punca nyer kerusi yang dalam opis doktor tu ada kesan darah sebab aku punya flow SANGAT heavy and my pad tak buleh tampung…. Ingat aku suka-suka ke nak selet katak aku? Tak kasi aku duduk tapi ambik ubat (painkiller jek) pun lembab nak mati, SAKIT LAH (hati)!!!

Masa : dah lupa

Lokasi : Opis

Seorang makcik berbangsa cina masuk ke dalam opis aku dengan tergesa-gesa dan bertanya kepada rakan sekerja aku….

AhSoh : Ally mana? Ally mana?

Rakan Sekerja : Hmm dia pergi toilet la, tunggu sekejap (sambil senyum)

AhSoh : Toilet Mana?

WTF????? toilet mana? makcik tu nak masuk toilet panggil ke? wuahhahaa… thank you makcik kerana menghiburkan hati aku…. lawak bongok! No … makcik tu bukan nye nak pergi toilet pun, sebab dia tunggu kejap je dalam 2minit lepas tu dia terus cakap dia nak blah and terus turun lif…. hehe… or maybe dia memang nak pergi toilet…sudah tak boleh tahan…. hahaha…

Hari yang biol untuk aku…. BOSAN!!!


LBS lah!

LBS, Lagenda Budak Setan…..

Tadi aku pergi tengok kat Tebrau dengan Fiza…. wooo… tak bleh bla… akak nangis you! I loike the story… sorry aku memang tak minat baca novel melayu except for Khadijah Hashim and Shahnon Ahmad masa aku teenagers dulu, so, Ahadiat Akashah akak tak baca… masa ni aku dah sibuk baca buku novel mat salleh…. rugi nye… lepas ni nak cari buku dia plak…. mesti publisher akan triple kan harga chet! Dengar nya buku ni ada bersiri 3 naskah? Betul ka? Harus ku cari…. Lisa Surihani memang lah sangat power lakonan nya, tak boleh cakap apa sebab aku bias, memang minat kat dia pun, same with Que Haidar, he was so, so good, even Farid Kamil yang biasa nya berlakon macam kayu tu pun bagus dalam watak dia…. I guess having Ogy Ahmad Daud as a coach is worth it la…. cuma, pelakon baru yang lakon kan watak Ayu selepas kemalangan tu, really anti-klimaks la… dia tak pandai menjiwai watak, they should have just kept Lisa Surihani playing that part… memang anti-klimaks! Tak kan lah orang yang dah gone through so much, expressi macam kayu? Mungkin jugak lah, muka kan hancur masa accident, maybe urat saraf sudah putus, so takde epression? haha…. Sinematografi filem ni, masyaallah cantik nyer, tak terasa yang cerita ni panjang meleweh, reminds me of Yasmin Ahmad and that SONG! eventhough it’s played over and over (alternately sung between a man and a woman) throughout the movie, does not bore me that much (kadang-kadang it’s too loud and distract me from the story). What can i say? I love LBS! I can’t wait for the sequel, if there is any and if there isn’t, why isn’t there one? It is so much better than any of the love stories series from Dato Yusuf Haslam, a tad better than CINTA yang ada Dato Rahim Razali tu and reminds me of Ali Setan 1 and Azura, the 90s comedy and romance with much better script. No corney lines, well not that i hear lah…i was too busy mengesat air mata without being obvious kan… haha… So…. walaupun aku anti-social dan kadang-kadang tak suka dengan orang, i guess there is still a romantic bone in me… I LOVE LAGENDA BUDAK SETAN! Siapa yang tak suka tu, tolong jangan berbual dan ketawa dengan kuat semasa menonton cerita ni didalam panggung, selain daripada tak ada ADAB, which is KURANG AJAR, KORANG KENA INGAT, PANGGUNG TU BUKAN RUMAH MAK BAPAK KORANG, ORANG LAIN PUN BAYAR DUIT RM13 TO WATCH THE BLOODY MOVIE TAHT YOU’RE MAKING FUN OFF….

Sekian…


I’m That Fat Girl….

Olla!,

I just came back from a brief sojourn in Tioman. Tioman as always is beautiful but this time i didn’t really enjoyed myself (not!  if judging from my sunburned face and body though..) We chose to go on the weekday because i can’t deal with the weekend crowds. It was  smooth sailing, we got to seat next to a friendly chatty brit, en. laki had a llloong chat with him about fishing (en. laki’s fault by the way) and i love eavesdropping bits of their conversations. He told us that he’s been coming to Malaysia for 40 years and how beautiful the island back then. It’s fascinating to listen to him.

Here’s a picture of me lying on the beach like a beached whale while reading…… not the most attractive side of me and i am showing it to you guys!

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Come to think of it, i look like a giant kerepok lekor or a giant bantal busuk…. take your pick, i’m not picky…. I am in one of my dark moods. You know, where i am being negative at everything and everyone, and some people would just clicked and shake their heads and say, i told ya, sumthing not quite right with that bitch…. Anyway, this was what i was reading and i don’t care if people say that it’s a chick flick. So what?! That’s  one of the books that i enjoy reading, i am a chick and i love chick flicks, go fuck yourselves if you think chick flicks are beneath you…. Sorry… emotional meltdown there…

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So… apt, don’t ya think? The fat reading the fat chick flick??? Oh yeah, don’t go making wild assumptions that all is not well between en. laki and me, everything’s swell. We were on Tioman to celebrate our wedding anniversary and i am still just as madly in love with him the day we met those years ago AND just plain MAD at him  when he does something to annoy me.. No problems there, business as usual…

Later!


Aloe Vera @ Lidah Buaya

There’s an aloe vera plant at my house, lidah buaya (crocodiles tongue) in malay. I wonder how these ancestors of mine came up with the name, did they know what a crocodile’s tongue look like? Anyway, this plant of ours was originally a gift from en. laki’s friend. When he gave us the plant,  it was this scrawny pity looking thing and now…. it’s big and fat and have actually sprouted offsprings… unlike the owner.  Aloe vera it seems is a plant with many health attributes, i’m not gonna type them here because i’m lazy but you can google it if you want too. I’ve actually had this idea for quite some time but seeing that i am not the most rajin person, it just gets pushed aside. SO… a few days ago, i took some of the aloe leaves and made some type of drink with it… The following pictures shows how i tackle these thorny ‘devils’…….

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See those tiny, seemingly harmless thorns? They’re actually little devil’s horn disguising themselves as thorns, i tell ya! It looks small and vulnerable but pack quite a sting. So first thing, we gotta do is take the damn thorns off because …. it hurts ok.. :(

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Then we’ve got to take off the green outer layer, leaving only the clear, gel like stuff underneath all those green stuff. CAREFULL! It’s a slippery , slimy little sucka…

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Once you’ve got your gel like thingy, soak them in water while you finish tackling the rest of the tiny devils….. This i read will help to get rid some of the slime. I also read somewhere comments from people who TRIED to consume these wonderful healthy devils thorns, that their throats get ithcy after trying to eat it. Not only that, the slimy juice that was on my hands when i cut them up, also made my skin itch. That was not enough to deter me though, i think the reason why those people got the itch is because they didn’t cleaned it properly. You have to get rid of every inch of the green outer covering.

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Gel like thingy soaking in water before i got rough with them and clean those green bits off. After that boil some water in a pot and once it boils put these things inside and wait for it to boil again. Then take them out and place them in a bowl of ice water. Then you can cut to your desired shapes and sizes and put them in your favourite drinks. The recipe that i read puts them in a dried longan juice but i just threw away my batch of dried longan. So i made some lemonade and dumped my cubed aloe vera bits and  it tastes great!

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If you have some these devils thorn growing in your garden, why not gave it a try?! It’s healthy, organic and won’t cost you a thing!


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