Huh! Buang masa konplen, nobody gives a damn anyway… Jom tengok gambar…

D’Punggai – tempat not bad, toilet sangat bersih. Aku nak sangat camping kat sini. Tunggu next year lah, rasa macam nak buat family day kat sini…

Mula-mula tak nampak mat hensem ni duduk kat tepi tong sampah…. comel gilerss! Tapi nak amek gambo dia terpaksa zoom dari jauh, takut dia lari, yang last tu aku dekat sikit kat dia, dah buat action nak cabut…

Jalan dari D’Punggai nak ke Batu Layar banyak lombu berkeliaran, bau taik lombu pun kuat…. hihi. Comel kan lembu-lembu ni… macam sayang pulak kalau nak kena sembelih…. Nasib baik tak de kambing, kalau tak dengan kambing2 tu sekali aku paparazzi kan….

Pergi-balik naik highway Desaru-Senai… Sekejap jek dah sampai, lupa plak nak tengok tol berapa hengget… Ambek gambar time balik, dah nak mahgrib…cuaca pun tak berapa elok…. malap jek suasana…

Pusing punya pusing, we settle on this shop kat tepi simpang, ntah apa nama jalan, aku pun tatau… makan mee goreng and kuey tiaw hailam. Pada aku sedap, en. laki, perut tengah meragam, aku rasa kalau aku bagi makan kicap pun dia konplen tak sedap…. Lepas makan mee, aku ushar tengok kuih2 pulak…(lapar..) masa kat kedai tu aku makan kuih nama dia aji seraban…sedap! Macam kuih seri muka, bawah pulut, atas, telur campur gula nira kot? Harga RM1. Aku juga beli dua jenis kuih untuk dibawa balik, nak makan kat hotel nanti… kuih puding ice cream ni hah…

and this one called qasidah..? tak berapa dapat tangkap apa budak tu cakap, loghat dia pekat.

My verdict? Dua-dua sedap tapi kalau kena paksa pilih satu jek, aku akan pilih qasidah. Tak sangka kuih yang ada bawang goreng ni sedap rasa nya. Hok ni murah 5 keping RM1. Kerugian semua sekali RM13+ … ok lah tu makan pun sedap, puas hati… ** aku baru tau kuih qasidah ni kuih orang utara rupa nya, patut lah en. laki eksyen cakap tak sama macam kat kampung dia… huh!

Lepas makan pusing jalan kat pantai batu buruk. Pantai dia tak buruk ok! Sangat cantik… air laut biru hijau and tiada sampah… sangat best! Ramai orang main layang-layang.

En. laki siap dapat ambik gambar burung~~~helang ni lah! These pictures were mostly taken by en. laki. Ingat tu bukan aku yang ambik tapi dia ok? Can you tell, aku telah dipaksa untuk mengiktiraf dia…. copyrights kata nyer….watever lah sayang, bukan i untung apa pun…

Pantai batu buruk ni panjang and sepanjang2 tu jugak lah ramai orang…

macam2 ada, kuda pun banyak. Tak pasti lah kuda padi ke, anak kuda ke, kuda besar, yang pasti kuda banyak and kuda kontot is kiut…

Tengah slow2 drive tu, en. laki excited tunjuk kat satu brother tu, jual sate ikan kata nya. Dia pun bercerita lah yang benda tu is his favourite food masa dia kanak2 ribena dulu, sanggup kumpul duit untuk membeli nya dan merasa kecewa kalau pakcik yang jual tu tak datang… bersungguh cerita ni.. aku pun teruja juga untuk mencuba sebab pelik and tak pernah jumpa kan dan juga aku memang suka makan… plain and simple..

Nampak brother tu, control macho sambil bakar satay ikan? Akak buyong tu saja ter enterprem, kami beli sampai RM10, tamak kan? Sate ni kecik2 jek, mana cukup beli sikit, nanti berebut dengan en. laki, dah lah favourite food kata nya.

Sate ikan ni makan dengan sos buatan sendiri. Kalau tengok rupa sos ni memang nampak tak menyelera kan. Nampak macam cair jek, melekit2 tapi percaya lah bila dah makan dengan sate ikan ni…. heaven i tell you.  Dia ada 2 sos, sos manis dengan sos pedas, i prefer the sos pedas sebab dah manis pun, kalau sos manis ntah macam mana lah pulak manis nye…

In the end, aku yang TERpaksa melantak habis sate ikan ni… member dah terbaring sakit puyut…sian…..   :p  ( hihihi sambil menjilat jari……)

Tu diaa…. macam predator rupa…. belangkas ni kata nya, yang boleh dimakan adalah telurnya, i’m not sure though which part of the body holds the telur and kalau kau nak tau darah belangkas ni kaler purple and they usually harvest it (without killing the animal) for medical purposes, the blood can cost up to USD5,000 ke USD 15,000 githooo….. aku tak sure, malas nak cari balik article tu, and get this, kalau kita ingest darah the belangkas yang tak disiang dengan betul, boleh mabok siolll…. tak tau ler pulak if it’s fatal.

So! aku pun dah teruja lah nak mencuba rasa telur belangkas nih sebab korang pun tau kan, kalau forum2 kat internet ni bila puji sesuatuh tu melambung macam BEST GILER gitoo, walaupun realiti nyer cuma suam-suam kuku. Yang buat aku sentap is, direction untuk ke gerai atau warung yang menjual belangkas ni tak clear, especially for someone yang tak pernah datang ke KT nih…

Bila masuk ke bandar KT selepas jambatan anda akan jumpa 2 traffic light, di traffic light ke2, belok kanan arah ke Mersing. Terus je (jangan bawak laju!) bila anda ternampak signboard SAJ yang bersebelahan dengan pam minyak ESSO, belok kanan…. macam gambar kat bawah ni… sorry lah tak clear sangat sebab pakai kamera rembat….

Gerai ni ala-ala tersorok and kecil jek…. masa kami sampai dah pukul 1.30pm and nasib aku memang baik sebab belangkas pun ngam-ngam soi tinggal untuk 2 orang mamam. Lauk lain semua dah licin so aku tak boleh nak komen lah…

Ni je yang tinggal…. tak kisah lah sebab ……. sebab utama aku nak makan kat gerai ni is this…

Rupa bila dah masak tak de lah impressive mana, macam rupa ikan pari pun ada… Rasa…. macam makan telur ikan sembilang tapi lebih keras and kenyal, lemak-lemak and first time makan macam ada one kind fishy taste….tapi aku boleh telan lah, my friend yang dengan aku tak boleh blah… TAK SUKA… hehe… i think it’s an aquired taste lah…. Service at the gerai was good, cleanliness from what i can see is ok, tak tau lah kat kitchen macam mana rupa… and total cost for lunch was RM17.40. Siap ada diskaun 40 sen. Murahhss! So berbaloi-baloi jugak lah aku gigih cari gerai belangkas mahkota ni kan… Only aku tak de lah nak puji yang rasa dia out of this world ke hapa…. Aku bagi tag – nak makan boleh, tak nak makan pun boleh!

 WANTED – a must see – Angelina Jolie wwoi! Even if it is a story about a fraternity of killers that kills – based on a piece of cloth, which is stupid. Angelina Jolie kinda make up for it, she’s one cool and HOT mama! You know what i mean. I think she’s hotter now that she’s a mother (congratulations on the twins btw!)  than when she was younger or when she was with that Billy Bob guy.

HANCOCK – had so much potential but the plots and story seemed incomplete and rushed. Lots of holes and questions left unanswered. If only they had spent more time on the storyline, it could be brilliant. The CGI effect is great and Charlize Theron, what can i say, amazingly beautiful laddee…

HELLBOY II - ending was a dissapointment, they built up your anticipation and then bzzxxtt….. such an anti-climax. To be honest though, this sequel is not as hot as the first one but since the director is the guy who also directed PAN LABYRYNTH, it has lots more freaky creatures to feast your eyes on. The golden army – huh – did not even make me bat an eye lid. So ‘tidak gagah perkasa lagi menggerunkan’ infact it looked a lot like a round fumbly toy… a toy that can repair itself when it’s broken… THAT (process – when the army re-assemble it self) was cool.. The rest of the cast looked like it was given a make over. Red is still red but looks so obnoxious that it’s funny, Fishtick looked bluer than before. Liz looked hot, cool hair, cooler outfit, still cheesy lines. The bald guy was not funny and at certain point was dispensable.

That’s enough on my reviewing skill. Now let’s talk about sex. Seriously, i want to talk about sex and why i am not interested in doing it. Is it because of hormons? I am seriously lacking in the libido department that i pity Mr.Hubby. What is wrong with me? Am i menopausal? Why do i have no libido? I don’t feel horny, i don’t feel anything… i love Mr.Hubby but i just don’t feel hot for him or anyone else… Shit! I was not like this before! HAVE I LOST MY MOJO???!!! What can i do to reclaim ittt???

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At first i wanted to watched Kungfu Panda, but the parking lot at the movie theatre that we a.k.a mr. hubby loved [to death] was full. So i [since i was the one who was driving] went somewhere else, to a place that mr.hubby hated so much, just mentioning the name would rupture a blood vessel in his brain that he would pick a fight with me… That my dear friends is how drama king, my husband is. Making a decision about where to go would start with him picking my brains and ends only after i yelled and refuse to talk to him…. It was only befitting that we end up watching – ‘THE INCREDIBLE HULK’ – the movie that i knew he was intent on watching that day…. [told ya he's sneaky...] because kungfu panda was full and we didn’t feel like waiting for 3 hours for the next show… At first i was feeling ok but the aircond in that place was killing me, i end up worse that night and was sick as a wet smelly stocking for 6 days after [whatever lah per~umpamaan tu, i am not liking myself to a dog lah kan..].

Those who knew me.. you know lah my movie reviewing skill… the movie was ok… kind of romantic, in a way that i never thought of when i think of big badly cgi generated green menacing giant. The bad guy – blondsky or something like that.. was just ok. Not that bad, not that menacing, i am much more interested in finding out, what happened to the doctor who helped hulk..  A nice surprise at the end of the film was when ironman made an appearance, so there must be a continuance after this but i read somewhere that Edward Norton? the guy who played hulk was having some problem with the producer of the film or something. So he probably won’t be in the sequel. That’s just sad, i like him as hulk a.ka David Banner, he gives the big green guy a much more interesting personality. Like a teenage emo hulk.. unlike Eric Bana who was good but his interpration was serious, darker and sinister looking, well in my opinion anyway…. ohh… forgot to add, Liv Tyler as hulk’s girlfriend is amazing…don’t know any girl nowadays that would stay if their men won’t have sex lest he became a big green giant, come to think of it, would hulk have a big giant peni~s or would all that stretching and growing, make his peen become non-existant???? hhmmmm….. another thing to waste my time on….. hihi..

Last night, my throat had that itchy feeling, i kept hacking like an old hyena. Sudah… I think whatever mr. hubby had [viral flu, i think] is latching on to me…. Boring nyer… my body is in the cold-warm-cold-warm stage, joints aching. I’m feeling woozy and tomorrow, how i wish i can get an mc and shove it up my superior’s a**hole! Haaa!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I love you
But I gotta stay true
My moral’s got me on my knees
I’m begging please
Stop playing games

I don’t know what this is
But you got me good
Just like you knew you would

I don’t know what you do
But you do it well
I’m under your spell

You got me begging you for mercy
Why won’t you release me
You got me begging you for mercy
Why won’t you release me
I said release me

Now you think that I
Will be some thing on the side
But you got to understand
That I need a man
Who can take my hand, yes I do

I don’t know what this is
But you got me good
Just like you knew you would

I don’t know what you do
But you do it well
I’m under your spell

You got me begging you for mercy
Why won’t you release me
You got me begging you for mercy
Why won’t you release me
I said you better release me, yeah, yeah

Break it down

I’m begging you for mercy
Just why won’t you release me
I’m begging you for mercy
You got me begging
You got me begging
You got me begging

Mercy
Why won’t you release me
I’m begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me
You got me begging you for mercy, yeah

I’m begging you for mercy
I’m begging you for mercy
I’m begging you for mercy
I’m begging you for mercy
Why won’t you release me, yeah, yeah

Break it down

Mercy
Begging you for mercy
You got me begging
Down on my knees
I said mercy
Begging you for mercy
You got me begging

he, he, he, he, he (repeat)

~ Mercy sung by Duffy ~

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I went to watch Iron Man when it premiered a few weeks ago and now i’m in love. I’m in love with Tony Starks and i blame Robert Downey Jr. He made Tony Starks character so cool. The movie was ok, if you like heart pumping action and noisy sound effects that makes you jump from your seat… hehe..  Seriously though, the movie was awesome, great special effects, sound effects and of course the downey effect..

I have always thought that Robert Downey Jr is a talented actor but who would have thought Downey would make a cool super hero? He can sing , he can act, it’s a pity that he also is very screwed up… or he used to be. He’s clean now. I hope so, i’d hate to be falling in love with a coke head. I think my infatuation with Robert Downey started with All McBeal, when i saw him singing and then later when he appeared in that Elton John video, i was  hooked. Then life got to me and i moved on and he became just another actor that i had a crush on. Sometimes i would read about him and his brush with the law and i thought, why do talented and artistic people are so keen to destroy themselves?

See? Even his mugshots look good, crazy looking and bewildered but good [have you seen Richie Sambora's ? {shudders} ]. I have always been attracted to bad boys and this is no exception. If Downey was someone real, meaning someone who is real in my life, he would be bad news and i still would let him share a sleeping bag with me. I think he is an intense man and that intensity changed to craziness when he’s on coke.

Well i think his intensity is extremely sexy. He defitinely brings sexy back, not that boy, who recently gyrates with grandma of pop. By the way, i read that Downey is currently married [above picture] and i am so happy for him. I’m glad he has someone there for him.

I love his arms and hands. It’s a MANs hands not the smooth girly types that i always encounter. Soooo sexy..Since today i am infatuated by Robert Downey Jr, you guys have to suffer along with me…hahahaha …

Before you tell me that Downey is not that good looking, i have this to say  To me, a face that has lived life, is full of character and that makes the said person much more interesting than a pretty face. I can’t expressed this enough, i think he’s sexy and want to gobble him up… nom, nom, nom….

Tau tak kat mana ada jual patung ni kat jb? Comel sungguh…

All is not lost though, because on friday i dragged bf to the movies. We watched ‘The Spiderwick Chronicles’. I think it is one of the best movies i’ve seen this month. Granted that the movie is based on a child’s book, it was riveting and there was not a dull moment while you watched. The movie is about fairies, goblins and ogre (who btw is not ugly-but-adorable-shrek-kind).  One of the things that i noticed, almost 80% of the patrons were chinese and half were families and kids. It was a good story, much like Lord of the Ring or Narnia, because of the mystical creatures and all, good for the imagination process for kids, i guess. So, why do malay parents seldom want to bring their kids to watch this kind of movies, i’ll never understand. Instead they’ll watch Duyong, with the likes of Apek and Yassin, doing slapstick comedy. I admit that it’s funny but come on… you watch one of Apek’s movie, then you can safely say you’ve watched all of the movie that he has starred in. The same tired funny lines, the same cliche moral of the story, nothing new, nothing to excite the senses and the imagination. 

Before nak mengutuk aku ke hapa, let me clear something up, I did went to watch ‘DUYONG’ by the way… TWICE (kau ado??)… because i like the movie’s breathtaking cinematography (the blue green ocean, beaches.. you know.. my kind of thing..), i just think that if it were my kid, i would like to expose them to something more than slapstick comedy because it is so hard to find kid friendly stories that doesn’t make me gag… ’Nuff said.. Maya Karin btw looks ravishing in Duyong.. i llooiikkee… It must have been freezing to be in the water all the time. Mesti kecut berut bila dia bukak scale custome dia tu kan..? And the male mermaid (merman?)  looks mutant… hehe.. Forgot to mention - ’Duyong’ is produced by KRU but sadly they decided on Razak Mohideen as the director (yang veranganz dia tu M. Night Shyamalan, because he keeps making two, to three cameo apperance throughout the movie. Same skin colour but bagai langit dan bumi the talent.. ok…?) So adalah sikit-sikit, CGI, which i think Yusry tinkering around, in the scene where Orix wakes Jimmy up to feed the birds… sungguh terserlah kepalsuan beburungan itu… (ada ke burung yang colourful and kecik2 yang jenis makan buah sibuk-sibuk kat tengah laut..? Mabuk punyer burung…) Aaarrhh… i don’t care lah… that movie makes me miss going to the islands… Because i can’t find the movie poster of Duyong (mermaid) , i guess you’ll have to make do with this…