So called chronicles of my life

Aku secara rasmi nya mencemburui orang-orang terengganu. Korang tau tak terengganu ni negeri yang cung? Seriously! As you can tell, masih lagi bercerita tentang ganu, baru balik kan… banyak lah modal aku nak bercerita… Ini first day punya aktiviti, sampai, check-in, keluar jalang2 cari makang…. perut dah kebulur habis, dah siap gaduh dengan en. laki sebab dia tak kasi berhenti beli kacang rebus & jagung kat kelulut ke mana tuh… gaduh sampai sebak2 sambil bawak kereta ni…. semua nya gara2 tak dapat makan…. buruk kan? hehe…. Ye lah.. kali terakhir dapat makan nasi was at 8am di kota tinggi, masa tu dah pukul 3pm! Lapar lah! En. laki memang tak lapar sebab dia kena food poisoning….. hahahaha… kijam kah aku ketawa kan dia? Aku rasa tidak sebab orang degil memang patut kena macam tu…. hahaha… dia kata aku degil, aku kata dia degil… 2×5 lah tu…

Pusing punya pusing, we settle on this shop kat tepi simpang, ntah apa nama jalan, aku pun tatau… makan mee goreng and kuey tiaw hailam. Pada aku sedap, en. laki, perut tengah meragam, aku rasa kalau aku bagi makan kicap pun dia konplen tak sedap…. Lepas makan mee, aku ushar tengok kuih2 pulak…(lapar..) masa kat kedai tu aku makan kuih nama dia aji seraban…sedap! Macam kuih seri muka, bawah pulut, atas, telur campur gula nira kot? Harga RM1. Aku juga beli dua jenis kuih untuk dibawa balik, nak makan kat hotel nanti… kuih puding ice cream ni hah…

and this one called qasidah..? tak berapa dapat tangkap apa budak tu cakap, loghat dia pekat.

My verdict? Dua-dua sedap tapi kalau kena paksa pilih satu jek, aku akan pilih qasidah. Tak sangka kuih yang ada bawang goreng ni sedap rasa nya. Hok ni murah 5 keping RM1. Kerugian semua sekali RM13+ … ok lah tu makan pun sedap, puas hati… ** aku baru tau kuih qasidah ni kuih orang utara rupa nya, patut lah en. laki eksyen cakap tak sama macam kat kampung dia… huh!

Lepas makan pusing jalan kat pantai batu buruk. Pantai dia tak buruk ok! Sangat cantik… air laut biru hijau and tiada sampah… sangat best! Ramai orang main layang-layang.

En. laki siap dapat ambik gambar burung~~~helang ni lah! These pictures were mostly taken by en. laki. Ingat tu bukan aku yang ambik tapi dia ok? Can you tell, aku telah dipaksa untuk mengiktiraf dia…. copyrights kata nyer….watever lah sayang, bukan i untung apa pun…

Pantai batu buruk ni panjang and sepanjang2 tu jugak lah ramai orang…

macam2 ada, kuda pun banyak. Tak pasti lah kuda padi ke, anak kuda ke, kuda besar, yang pasti kuda banyak and kuda kontot is kiut…

Tengah slow2 drive tu, en. laki excited tunjuk kat satu brother tu, jual sate ikan kata nya. Dia pun bercerita lah yang benda tu is his favourite food masa dia kanak2 ribena dulu, sanggup kumpul duit untuk membeli nya dan merasa kecewa kalau pakcik yang jual tu tak datang… bersungguh cerita ni.. aku pun teruja juga untuk mencuba sebab pelik and tak pernah jumpa kan dan juga aku memang suka makan… plain and simple..

Nampak brother tu, control macho sambil bakar satay ikan? Akak buyong tu saja ter enterprem, kami beli sampai RM10, tamak kan? Sate ni kecik2 jek, mana cukup beli sikit, nanti berebut dengan en. laki, dah lah favourite food kata nya.

Sate ikan ni makan dengan sos buatan sendiri. Kalau tengok rupa sos ni memang nampak tak menyelera kan. Nampak macam cair jek, melekit2 tapi percaya lah bila dah makan dengan sate ikan ni…. heaven i tell you.  Dia ada 2 sos, sos manis dengan sos pedas, i prefer the sos pedas sebab dah manis pun, kalau sos manis ntah macam mana lah pulak manis nye…

In the end, aku yang TERpaksa melantak habis sate ikan ni… member dah terbaring sakit puyut…sian…..   :p  ( hihihi sambil menjilat jari……)

Aku selalu browse pasal tempat-tempat makan yang best di JB, maklum lah kuat makan… , so aku sudah tertarik dengan satu statement yang mengatakan kat Kota Tinggi ada gerai jual belangkas masak asam pedas! Wow…! Kalau ko tak pernah tengok ghuper belangkas, meh sini aku tunjuk….

Tu diaa…. macam predator rupa…. belangkas ni kata nya, yang boleh dimakan adalah telurnya, i’m not sure though which part of the body holds the telur and kalau kau nak tau darah belangkas ni kaler purple and they usually harvest it (without killing the animal) for medical purposes, the blood can cost up to USD5,000 ke USD 15,000 githooo….. aku tak sure, malas nak cari balik article tu, and get this, kalau kita ingest darah the belangkas yang tak disiang dengan betul, boleh mabok siolll…. tak tau ler pulak if it’s fatal.

So! aku pun dah teruja lah nak mencuba rasa telur belangkas nih sebab korang pun tau kan, kalau forum2 kat internet ni bila puji sesuatuh tu melambung macam BEST GILER gitoo, walaupun realiti nyer cuma suam-suam kuku. Yang buat aku sentap is, direction untuk ke gerai atau warung yang menjual belangkas ni tak clear, especially for someone yang tak pernah datang ke KT nih…

Bila masuk ke bandar KT selepas jambatan anda akan jumpa 2 traffic light, di traffic light ke2, belok kanan arah ke Mersing. Terus je (jangan bawak laju!) bila anda ternampak signboard SAJ yang bersebelahan dengan pam minyak ESSO, belok kanan…. macam gambar kat bawah ni… sorry lah tak clear sangat sebab pakai kamera rembat….

Gerai ni ala-ala tersorok and kecil jek…. masa kami sampai dah pukul 1.30pm and nasib aku memang baik sebab belangkas pun ngam-ngam soi tinggal untuk 2 orang mamam. Lauk lain semua dah licin so aku tak boleh nak komen lah…

Ni je yang tinggal…. tak kisah lah sebab ……. sebab utama aku nak makan kat gerai ni is this…

Rupa bila dah masak tak de lah impressive mana, macam rupa ikan pari pun ada… Rasa…. macam makan telur ikan sembilang tapi lebih keras and kenyal, lemak-lemak and first time makan macam ada one kind fishy taste….tapi aku boleh telan lah, my friend yang dengan aku tak boleh blah… TAK SUKA… hehe… i think it’s an aquired taste lah…. Service at the gerai was good, cleanliness from what i can see is ok, tak tau lah kat kitchen macam mana rupa… and total cost for lunch was RM17.40. Siap ada diskaun 40 sen. Murahhss! So berbaloi-baloi jugak lah aku gigih cari gerai belangkas mahkota ni kan… Only aku tak de lah nak puji yang rasa dia out of this world ke hapa…. Aku bagi tag – nak makan boleh, tak nak makan pun boleh!

I really admire people who update their blog regularly.  It takes an enourmous creativity to write about something mundane and turn it into a witty anecdote that others would want to read. Anyway, i have been lazy these couple (?) of weeks which explains the lack of a lot of things. Went to the movies a few times. Watched : 

 WANTED – a must see – Angelina Jolie wwoi! Even if it is a story about a fraternity of killers that kills – based on a piece of cloth, which is stupid. Angelina Jolie kinda make up for it, she’s one cool and HOT mama! You know what i mean. I think she’s hotter now that she’s a mother (congratulations on the twins btw!)  than when she was younger or when she was with that Billy Bob guy.

HANCOCK – had so much potential but the plots and story seemed incomplete and rushed. Lots of holes and questions left unanswered. If only they had spent more time on the storyline, it could be brilliant. The CGI effect is great and Charlize Theron, what can i say, amazingly beautiful laddee…

HELLBOY II - ending was a dissapointment, they built up your anticipation and then bzzxxtt….. such an anti-climax. To be honest though, this sequel is not as hot as the first one but since the director is the guy who also directed PAN LABYRYNTH, it has lots more freaky creatures to feast your eyes on. The golden army – huh – did not even make me bat an eye lid. So ‘tidak gagah perkasa lagi menggerunkan’ infact it looked a lot like a round fumbly toy… a toy that can repair itself when it’s broken… THAT (process – when the army re-assemble it self) was cool.. The rest of the cast looked like it was given a make over. Red is still red but looks so obnoxious that it’s funny, Fishtick looked bluer than before. Liz looked hot, cool hair, cooler outfit, still cheesy lines. The bald guy was not funny and at certain point was dispensable.

That’s enough on my reviewing skill. Now let’s talk about sex. Seriously, i want to talk about sex and why i am not interested in doing it. Is it because of hormons? I am seriously lacking in the libido department that i pity Mr.Hubby. What is wrong with me? Am i menopausal? Why do i have no libido? I don’t feel horny, i don’t feel anything… i love Mr.Hubby but i just don’t feel hot for him or anyone else… Shit! I was not like this before! HAVE I LOST MY MOJO???!!! What can i do to reclaim ittt???

So… last two weeks i  was attacked by the flu virus. The fucker left me lying on the bed for days and made me puke every time i wanted to eat something. It… I… was ugly -  snot and other bodily fluids everywhere. I felt like dying. But in all that ‘sickness’, i still managed to go to the movies (and regretted it BIG time) hee…..

At first i wanted to watched Kungfu Panda, but the parking lot at the movie theatre that we a.k.a mr. hubby loved [to death] was full. So i [since i was the one who was driving] went somewhere else, to a place that mr.hubby hated so much, just mentioning the name would rupture a blood vessel in his brain that he would pick a fight with me… That my dear friends is how drama king, my husband is. Making a decision about where to go would start with him picking my brains and ends only after i yelled and refuse to talk to him…. It was only befitting that we end up watching – ‘THE INCREDIBLE HULK’ – the movie that i knew he was intent on watching that day…. [told ya he's sneaky...] because kungfu panda was full and we didn’t feel like waiting for 3 hours for the next show… At first i was feeling ok but the aircond in that place was killing me, i end up worse that night and was sick as a wet smelly stocking for 6 days after [whatever lah per~umpamaan tu, i am not liking myself to a dog lah kan..].

Those who knew me.. you know lah my movie reviewing skill… the movie was ok… kind of romantic, in a way that i never thought of when i think of big badly cgi generated green menacing giant. The bad guy – blondsky or something like that.. was just ok. Not that bad, not that menacing, i am much more interested in finding out, what happened to the doctor who helped hulk..  A nice surprise at the end of the film was when ironman made an appearance, so there must be a continuance after this but i read somewhere that Edward Norton? the guy who played hulk was having some problem with the producer of the film or something. So he probably won’t be in the sequel. That’s just sad, i like him as hulk a.ka David Banner, he gives the big green guy a much more interesting personality. Like a teenage emo hulk.. unlike Eric Bana who was good but his interpration was serious, darker and sinister looking, well in my opinion anyway…. ohh… forgot to add, Liv Tyler as hulk’s girlfriend is amazing…don’t know any girl nowadays that would stay if their men won’t have sex lest he became a big green giant, come to think of it, would hulk have a big giant peni~s or would all that stretching and growing, make his peen become non-existant???? hhmmmm….. another thing to waste my time on….. hihi..

Last week, mr. hubby was down with a fever. Since men in general became cry babies when they’re sick, mr. hubby is not excluded. He did not want to go to work, citing his body is aching all over, he feels giddy etc… so off we went to the panel doctor and he got his mc. [This happened on friday] With 2 days off during the weekend which any other normal sane person would be doing,recuperating, mr. hubby went fishing with his buddies! Fishing! Come monday, mr. hubby insists that he’s still not well, conveniently forgetting that he had spent the days before fishing for 9 hours with his buddy! Pergi keja, sakit, pergi mancing, tak sakit pulak! Panel doctor here we come, but to my very dismay, the doctor was not in! The nurse asks us to come back in the evening for consultation. So that evening, i went to the clinic and guess what? no doctor..! We had to go to another clinic that was 40km away. What?! With the oil prices hike recently, 40km out of the way is too much for my already tight budget and i told mr. hubby that i’m expecting a reimbursement later in the month [fat hope..!]. When we get there, the doctor is in, did all the necessary check-up got his mc and guess what?? Mr. hubby had to go for a blood screening the next day because the doctor suspect he has dengue fever. Hummph! Really a good actor, that one, mr hubby!

Last night, my throat had that itchy feeling, i kept hacking like an old hyena. Sudah… I think whatever mr. hubby had [viral flu, i think] is latching on to me…. Boring nyer… my body is in the cold-warm-cold-warm stage, joints aching. I’m feeling woozy and tomorrow, how i wish i can get an mc and shove it up my superior’s a**hole! Haaa!