So called chronicles of my life

Olla!,

I just came back from a brief sojourn in Tioman. Tioman as always is beautiful but this time i didn’t really enjoyed myself (not!  if judging from my sunburned face and body though..) We chose to go on the weekday because i can’t deal with the weekend crowds. It was  smooth sailing, we got to seat next to a friendly chatty brit, en. laki had a llloong chat with him about fishing (en. laki’s fault by the way) and i love eavesdropping bits of their conversations. He told us that he’s been coming to Malaysia for 40 years and how beautiful the island back then. It’s fascinating to listen to him.

Here’s a picture of me lying on the beach like a beached whale while reading…… not the most attractive side of me and i am showing it to you guys!

Come to think of it, i look like a giant kerepok lekor or a giant bantal busuk…. take your pick, i’m not picky…. I am in one of my dark moods. You know, where i am being negative at everything and everyone, and some people would just clicked and shake their heads and say, i told ya, sumthing not quite right with that bitch…. Anyway, this was what i was reading and i don’t care if people say that it’s a chick flick. So what?! That’s  one of the books that i enjoy reading, i am a chick and i love chick flicks, go fuck yourselves if you think chick flicks are beneath you…. Sorry… emotional meltdown there…

So… apt, don’t ya think? The fat reading the fat chick flick??? Oh yeah, don’t go making wild assumptions that all is not well between en. laki and me, everything’s swell. We were on Tioman to celebrate our wedding anniversary and i am still just as madly in love with him the day we met those years ago AND just plain MAD at him  when he does something to annoy me.. No problems there, business as usual…

Later!

I know someone who looks like a butch but is really girly inside. I guess if she’s britney, she’d sing i’m not a girl…. and make millions…… well maybe not. Seriously though, i used to think that she’s gay, seeing the way she lived her life dressed like a man or tomboi and even has a girlfriend. When confronted though, surprisingly, she said she’s not gay and find the idea of carpet munching ~ disgusting. She tried to but obviously doesn’t have the balls to go through with it. She also admits that she would like to have a ‘normal’ relationship, i.e with a man but seeing that she herself looks like a man (albeit with very big boobs) no straight, hot blooded man wold give her the time of day.

I feel sorry for her. It must be very lonely, she wants what everybody wants which is, to be loved unconditionally and yet the simple act of loving (a man), proves to be the most difficult thing to achieve. Personally, if it’s not because of religious issues, i think she should just accept love when she’s offered one. Even if the one who is offering doesn’t have a penis, carpet munching issues pushed aside ~ love is not just about lust…

En. laki came home last night, well technically he came home at 3.15 am. Want to know why i knew for sure? because he woke me up and ask (forced is more like it..) me to pick him up from the bus terminal. His reason was the cabbie was trying to potong leher with the ridiculous midnight charge…. Tak nak rugi RM15, sanggup paksa bini keluar pergi ambik dia…. Aku punya mengamuk jangan cerita lah…. I changed into a raksaksa gorgon! Biasanya aku memang ada serem sikit nak keluar kat kawasan rumah aku bila dah malam…. (ini tak kira time budak2 curi2 keluar rumah nak pergi berjimba ye, time tu hantu pun takut dengan aku…) tapi semalam aku rasa kalau hantu tu nak cuba nasib kacau aku, aku tengok dia keciiiikkkk je! Nak je aku sepak kepala hantu tu…. Aku bawak kereta macam pelesit, less than 20 mins sudah sampai balik rumah. Balik rumah gua terus tidor sebab gua kerja ma hari ni…!!! sebelum tidor tu ada jugak rasa kesian kat laki aku sebab jadi mangsa amukan raksaksa gorgon tapi arghh…. nasib lah…!

Pagi2 bangun dah la lambat, pergi kerja pun lambat…. tapi sebelum pergi kerja gua sudah ‘sepai’ satu barang kat meja solek gua… siap balut2 kan… Masa nak keluar tu, kejut en. laki, nak salam sambil tanya apa ek benda tu..? (buat2  inosen ni..) En. laki suruh bawak pergi kerja bukak kat tempat kerja…apakah? aku kan gelojoh harus aku bukak tang tu jugak…. hehe… EN. laki belikan i BEG.. yes HANDBAG! Murah je… tapi tak kisah lah yang penting dia ada gak pay attention kat bini dia ni komplen pasal handbag dah rosak…. hehe.. Pandai eh lu, gua nak handbag ELLE, lu cepat2 belikan beg Cap Ayam… tapi tak kisah la… janji boleh pakai walaupun tak 100% menambat jiwa… thank you sayang!

Today is my 37th birthday. I took leave from work because i thought i HAD someone who wanted to spend the day with…. but turns out he had some other important thing to do like….. WORK  in another state 368km away… Can you tell i’m still mad and in my not talking mode… tengok lah bila mood aku nak baik…

Anyway this is how i spent the day today….

7.30 am – woke up to pee, go back to bed.

7.50 am – felt like shitting… humph! kacau daun betul aku nak buat taik mata… oh yeah.. baru aku sedar buat taik mata dengan buang taik… lebih kurang jek.. produktif nyer aku…

8.00 am – back to bed, then up again because the kids at the school behind my house is making a ruckuss, i forgot to close the bathroom door, so the noise is upsetting my delicate ears…. close the door and back to bed.

8.10 am – had a charlie horse cramp on my calf (simpol biawak ler..) @#%#@! hurt like hell! i can see my muscles distort, it’s not pretty and it felt agonizing…. aduiii… tolong lah… mak nantuk ni….! got up turn the fan off because it’s too cold and that usually is the reason for my cramps… it took nearly 10 mins for the bloody cramp to go away… i was sitting with my eyes closed and my hands massaging my calf..!

9.00 am – panas pulakkk! got up and switch on the air-con at the warmest setting… back to bed finally….ZZZZZZZzzzzzz

I woke up around 2pm, shit some more, took a shower, force my sis in law to accompany me for a late lunch… we went to eat at Seoul Garden in CS, RM34 per head, all you can eat buffet with free flowing drinks… It’s a waste because between the two of us, we ate maybe the equivalent of 1 person…. oh well! Later we went to c0ffee bean to meet a friend because i’ve been dying to see her ~~~ baby.  :P

Isn’t she just adorable..? well maybe not so adorable lah just now because she was sleepy and quite hungry…

After that i went to the market to buy 2 big daikon. I was surprised that it costs RM5. Since when is daikon the same price as ‘gold’? After that i went home. Yesss… i brave the traffic, the distance and other human beings…. just to buy 2 stupid daikon…. What i’m gonna with them… well.. you’d have to come back if you want to find out…. muahahahaha!

Tomorrow is my birthday and instead of being with me, en. laki is off  somewhere doing his stuff.  I try to be understanding because it is work but when i heard him telling me he’s going off this morning, my heart became heavy with sadness at first and then i become mad like hell! I am still mad like hell and in protest! Huh! Some birthday present sayang!!!

Luckily my friend sent me a picture of this chubbyheaven, so i guess i’m good….

My dreams are sometimes filled with her…nyum, nyum!