So called chronicles of my life

Semalam gua boring tak boleh tido, asyik batuk, so i made this video. Si setan cilik ni memang suka kalau kita layan dia.

Ini pulak tak sampai lima minit lepas dia mengasah gigi dia. Kalau dah tidor, buruk, tak kisah apa berlaku kat sekeliling.

Hari ni tak de mood nak tulis panjang-panjang (yeeee kerrrrr….?) Aku nak buat jamuan untuk mereka yang datang melawat ke sini (ada ker?) heek… jamu mata ya, bukan jamu makan or jamu nyonya meneer, saje je.. propah lebey kan..

Pernah kah korang tengok ini buah?

Heran mak aku, tgk aku tertonggeng-tonggeng nak ambik gambar menatang nih

 Tak pernah? Sure ker….. Tengok sekali lagi…

Hehe.. dalam pasu pulak... janji mau artistic.. (artistic kerr..?)

Yang ini pulak..?

heheh... i pun nak enter frame... pandai kan aku posing?

Oppss sorry, itu GoGol, kucing adek bongsu and wifey. Gogol ni nama yang mak aku kasi sebab kucing ni macam setan dogol, nakal, tak reti dok diam, habis satu rumah dikerja kan. Actually bukan rumah je dia kerjakan, habis kaki tangan manusia kat rumah dia kerjakan jugak, hence the name gogol – cute sikit dari setan dogol. ( tapi adek bongsu & wifey panggil baby.. baby ci.. boleh?) Gogol ni kami selamat kan dari tengah jalanraya, ntah macam mana dia boleh sesat kat tengah-tengah jalan. Malangnya, adik beradik dia yang sama-sama lari rumah malam tu tak dapat diselamatkan. Dah jadi arwah….

Macam telur katak basi kan..?

Ini ler ghuper dia bila dah dipotong. Nama buah ni passionfruit, aku malas nak google kenapa nama dia passionfruit, kalau korang rajin cari lah. Pastu jangan lupa bagitau aku tau? Buah ni aku tak sure lah macam mana orang lain makan, kalau aku, aku perah jus dia je. Rasanya boleh buat perisa dalam kek-kek dan yang sewaktu dengannya. Aku tak sempat nak experiment sebab by the time aku balik dari Cherating hari tu, balance buah ni dah kena masuk cik tong. Mak aku ler punya kerja, sebab buah tu dah kedut-kedut (ada ka patut?). Rasa isi dan jus buah ni masam-masam manis. Bau dia tu yang special. Bau wangi yang manis (boleh ke explain macam ni..?) tapi dalam 2kg buah ni yang aku beli cuma 2 biji je yang bau nya menggiurkan. Yang lain tu bau kelat, nasib baik rasa maintain ok.

ini ler jus passionfruit, sedapp... meja tu messy sebab baru lepas buat kek, mati lah alasan sebenarnya malas nak lap haha...

Tadi seorang lelaki datang ke opis aku. Apa yang special tentang lelaki itu? Dia pandai cakap bahasa inggeris, terlalu pandai sampai kau tak paham apa dia cakap. Mula-mula dia datang, dia dah tersengih-sengih depan cubicle aku, bila dia bukak mulut bercakap baru aku teringat yang mamat sengal ni pernah datang office aku dulu (jumpa orang lain lah) nak buat personal loan and make a huge ruckuss. Oleh kerana aku tengah zen pagi ni, aku malas nak layan mamat sengal yang merepek ntah hapa-hapa. Aku mintak tolong colleague aku, attend dia. Wah, si sengal ni mula lah buat bising, insisting nak bercakap dengan aku. Colleague aku ni pun sengal jugak, dia panggil nama aku depan mamat sengal ni, dah asyik dia sebut-sebut nama aku sedangkan before this dia tak kenal pun aku. Bila aku tanya ‘how can i help you?’ dia bantai gelak-gelak, geleng-geleng kepala macam aku ni bangang sangat, lepas tu dia speaking London cockney accent merepek meraban ntah hapa-hapa. Tak panas hati? Macam pada dia, kita tak ada kerja lain selain dari jadi bahan untuk amusement dia.  

At last, assistant manager aku keluar attend to him, boleh pulak cakap siuman. Dia cakap nak check account kereta dia, bila AM tu kata kau kena pergi tkt. 30 dia tak moh, suruh jugak AM tu check. Bila AM tu check, the account doesn’t even exist. Boleh? Dah buat bising kat opis orang, rupa nya kau bukan nya customer  kitaorang pun. Sebenarnya aku rasa kereta tu bukan kereta dia pun, tak kan lah tak ingat kereta sendiri buat loan kat mana, ye tak? Suka-suka nak mintak information, pooodaahh lah lu!  Yang aku tak boleh tahan tu cakap english cockney accent yang ntah apa biji butir, lepas tu bila kita tanya baik-baik, dia nak bodoh-bodoh kan kita pulak. Muka macam melayu, tapi more like an indian and i heard him talking in BM so it’s not as if dia tak tau cakap B.Malaysia. Dah tentu lah kau tu pegang IC biru, tak tau lah kalau pendatang tanpa izin (mamat bangla pun tau cakap BM lah). Menyampah aku… nak je aku cakap; *‘Drop the fake cokcney accent and talk in a language i can understand. Tak guna speaking berabuk kalau tak de orang paham. Ni Malaysia lah bukan London‘

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My uncle got married last saturday. You know the one who lost his wife less than 6 months ago… I know jodoh pertemuan is fated and in god’s hand but i still think it’s too early for him to remarry. Sue me! The new aunty is 3 years my junior, and very pretty (compared to the arwah). The whirlwind romance started 4 months ago and today they have tied the knot. I hope my uncle didn’t make his decision based on lust and regret it later on because his new wife is 16 years his junior and have a young daughter to raise. Whereas he already has three grown up sons with the late arwah. Erk! Lantak dia lah….

We (mom and dad, anak bongsu and wife, hubby and me) went to Melaka on Friday and stayed at Hallmark Hotel. After the nightmare at Yellow Mansion, everyone was making noise telling me to choose a better and CHEAP hotel. Well, cheap because we will only stay there for a few hours and it seemed a big waste of money if we pay more than RM150 for a room. So my job was to find, CHEAP but NICE accomodation. Yeah..thanks, anak bongsu! After much research on the internet i narrowed it down to two, Mimosa Hotel and Hallmark Hotel. I chose the latter because it’s cheaper, and closer to Jonker Walk, simple as that. We took 2 Superior rooms, which has a double bed and a single bed and divided the couples into boys and girls. It was fun sleeping together with my mom and sis in law. The mid-nite chorus was really happening

When we reached the hotel, checking in was a breeze. It took us less than 10 minutes to get our stuff into the room. We got the rooms of 315 & 316. We were also given breakfast vouchers and asked what kind of paper do we prefer to be delivered to the rooms in the morning. My, such good service! Well for the price of RM128 per room it was good! The room was average. The bed was nice, so was the comforter. No musty smell, the room was quite warm at first and the air-cond took almost half an hour to cool everything down. Toilet was cleaned but nothing to shout about. Our room was smaller than the boys room but we got the bigger bathroom, so fitting, don’t you think? The only problem i have with the bathroom was the low seat of the toilet bowl and the clogged drain. It took ‘forever’ for the bath water to be drained. Yuck! Towel is provided and not the thin cheap ones at that. No toiletries were provided though, although i did see a 3 in 1 soap dispenser on the wall. I didn’t use it as i prefer to use my own toiletries. Water pressure on the shower was not that strong but i didn’t care because i used the shower head they put near the toilet (bidet lah kunon…) as it had better water pressure.

I didn’t have a restful sleep though, as there are three very different individuals in the room, there’s bound to be clashes. Mom prefers to sleep with a night light on, she says she felt suffocated if it’s totally dark while moi, have to sleep in total darkness. i can’t sleep if there’s light. Sis-in-law? She was asleep 10 minutes we got back to the room. How i envy her! I compromised by leaving the toilet light on but as my side was the nearest to the toilet, can you imagine how i were to sleep with  those lights blaring at me? I closed the toilet door at midnight, but mom opened the door in the wee hours and i woke up and was restless until morning. Our next door neighbour (not the boys) also made a loud ruckuss around 2 or 3AM, loud banshee like laughter and door slamming. Tu belum dalam bilik masing-masing  punya berdengkur lagi…hehe…..

Breakfast was a simple affair, fried rice, fried meehoon, toast, malay kuihs, coffee and tea. Can’t complain there (yang complain2 tu pergilah ko cari breakfast pagi-pagi buto tu..). We checked out at 9AM.I would defitinety stay here again as the price is cheap and the room is value for money. It’s not luxurious but it served its purpose. Wish they have better parking area though…..

• Hallmark Hotel
• Jalan Portugis off Jalan Kubu
• Near Jonker Walk

Pendengki punya cameraman, gambar aku sipi je dia ambik...

Tadi aku dah type satu post yang meraban lepas tu hilang pulak…sungguh menyakit kan hati…Hari ni ialah hari lahir mak aku… Hajah Ani. What to give someone who has all the worldly possessions she can have? Grandkids! Yup, aku nak belikan intan permata, bawak jalan cuti-cuti Malaysia segala, tak mampu… Cucu…. i think i can try..hehehe….

Jawapan mak aku bila aku wish dan beritahu dia rancangan aku tengah hari tadi : ‘ELEH..!’

Hummph..! Mesti berusaha dengan gigih selepas ini untuk buat kan cucu untuk mak aku….. ~~~

Mintak-mintak lah comel macam anak minah ni hah….of course with a darker colour lah since laki aku tu ireng.